Cats

It has recently been shown that cats are made mostly of rubber.
Ken Dahl

Quantum Mechanics. How can I be anywhere if I'm everywhere at once?

A slight variation on Firesign Theater's album title, "How can I be in two places at once if I'm nowhere at all?"

Ken Dahl

Quantum Mechanics

I decided to become a Quantum Mechanic. Then I realized I didn't like the mystery.
Ken Dahl

Ginger the Cat

My cat. I realized I would probably give up my life for her if I had to - just so she could lick her butt, and do all the other things cat seem to love to do. I just told her, "you better have fun!" I'm pretty sure she'll do that if I die for her because she does that anyway, all the time. So, I'm safe.
Ken Dahl