Strange.

When the going get weird, the strange get going.
Ken Dahl (perhaps it's been said before?)

Cats

It has recently been shown that cats are made mostly of rubber.
Ken Dahl

Quantum Mechanics. How can I be anywhere if I'm everywhere at once?

A slight variation on Firesign Theater's album title, "How can I be in two places at once if I'm nowhere at all?"

Ken Dahl

Quantum Mechanics

I decided to become a Quantum Mechanic. Then I realized I didn't like the mystery.
Ken Dahl

Ginger the Cat

My cat. I realized I would probably give up my life for her if I had to - just so she could lick her butt, and do all the other things cat seem to love to do. I just told her, "you better have fun!" I'm pretty sure she'll do that if I die for her because she does that anyway, all the time. So, I'm safe.
Ken Dahl

Once

I'm going to tell you this once.

Ken Dahl

Senseless

In a sense, innocence, is senseless.
Ken Dahl