Strange.

When the going get weird, the strange get going.
Ken Dahl (perhaps it's been said before?)

Cats

It has recently been shown that cats are made mostly of rubber.
Ken Dahl

Quantum Mechanics. How can I be anywhere if I'm everywhere at once?

A slight variation on Firesign Theater's album title, "How can I be in two places at once if I'm nowhere at all?"

Ken Dahl

Quantum Mechanics

I decided to become a Quantum Mechanic. Then I realized I didn't like the mystery.
Ken Dahl

Ginger the Cat

My cat. I realized I would probably give up my life for her if I had to - just so she could lick her butt, and do all the other things cat seem to love to do. I just told her, "you better have fun!" I'm pretty sure she'll do that if I die for her because she does that anyway, all the time. So, I'm safe.
Ken Dahl

Once

I'm going to tell you this once.

Ken Dahl

Senseless

In a sense, innocence, is senseless.
Ken Dahl

Hummer Heaven

I was talking to a car salesman in the elevator the other day, and I mentioned that we seem to be in a pretty dire energy crisis. I joked about the fact that we've purchased, as a nation, all these ridiculous large cars in the last 10 years. He said something very similar to, "Yeah, the US is full of greed and non-believers." I thought, "...interesting. I thought it was all the conservatives and the conservative Christians who bought most of these large cars." Well, at least, a lot of them have plastic fish on them.
Ken Dahl

When?

When it is what it is, it is what it is.
Ken Dahl

Welcome

Welcome to your life.
Ken Dahl

Robots

It's time to start being nice to robots.
Ken Dahl

Variables

It is not clear that the complication of human existence will ever be conquered by weapons of mass description.
Ken Dahl

Forgotten

I've forgotten more than I know.
Ken Dahl

What the Government Knows

The Government doesn't know what it doesn't want you to know.
Ken Dahl

Spiritual..., and so on.

spir·i·tu·al
In the West; A catch-all word that defines the slow death of religion.
Ken Dahl

It's what people know.

People know very little about the overall scheme of things, but they usually know what they don't want to be convinced of.
Ken Dahl

A Brilliant Career Nearly Cut Short

Yes, I know all of you out there are wondering where I went the last few days. I was wandering in the land of, "I can't believe I didn't write the password and username down."

I am now back in action.

There will be words.
K

New quote for today:

"I believe that within my lifetime, I will die."
Ken Dahl

Quote of the day:

"The you you know is already gone."
Ken Dahl